Asstalk

You know, sometimes I wonder what it's like to be an ass. Being able to do things you can't do if you aren't one, like farting and shooting crap. 'Cause that's what asses do, right? And there is the income... One would be able to make a lot of money as an ass by working on beer advertisements, for example. However, the world would surely stink if we were all asses. No kidding, really. Besides, what good is an ass without the 'addons'?

pff... next time I decide to post crap like this, I swear I'll just fart instead. Better for everyone!